Thursday, May 13, 2010

Tito Ortiz beats Jenna Jameson up and gets away with it!







Tito Ortiz is reminding everyone what the OJ Simpson case taught us about domestic violence... Namely that if you have money you can beat up practically anyone, including women.

The Orange County district attourneys office has reported that they will not hear the case against Ortiz that alleges that he beat her up on April 26th.
The D.A. states there is insufficient evidence that Ortiz actually did anything which is likely because Jenna changed her story over and over. WOW, a pornstar who lies. Is that the first time that ever happened?







If I were to marry a pornstar, I probably wouldn't beat her up. Unless he made dinner the wrong way or I made the mistake of imagining how he had been with multiple partners at the same time on many different occasions. That would probably cause me to get very angry and transform into some sort of Incredible Bieber type Hulk character, in which case I'm sure I would just murder him on the spot.

Relationships are hard, yo!

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